Hindu Mommy

June 7, 2006

Only in America

Filed under: Funny — hindumommy @ 2:39 pm

Only in America do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions
while healthy people can buy cigarettes and candy bars at the front.

Only in America do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.

Only in America do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.

Only in America do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.

Only in America do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.

Only in America do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'.

Only in America do we have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering

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