Is it possible to cry under water?
How important do people have to be before they're considered "assassinated" instead of just "murdered"?
Since bread is square, why is sandwich meat round?
Why do you "put your two cents in," but it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to?
Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?
Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
What disease did cured ham actually have?
How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?
Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up every two hours?
Why are people IN a movie, but ON TV?
Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?
How come we choose from just two people for President and fifty for Miss America?
Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural?
Do illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup?
Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out!"
Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no human being could eat?
When your photo is taken for your driver's license, why do they tell you to smile? If you were stopped by the police and asked for your license, are you going to be smiling?
If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him?
Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?
If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can'the fix a hole in a boat?
Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?
Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs.
What do you call male ballerinas?
If Wyle E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME junk, why didn't he just buy dinner?
If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?
If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
Do "The Alphabet Song" and "Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star" have the same tune?
Why did you just try singing the two songs above?
Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your bum?
Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets snarly at you, but when you take him for a car ride he sticks his head out the window?