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August 8, 2006

Some Sardarji jokes

Filed under: Funny — hindumommy @ 3:12 pm

 Of course every Indian blog or person has to have Sardarji jokes…so here’s my contribution 😀

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: Sardar bought a new mobile.
: He called everyone from his Phone Book & said “My Mobile No. has changed. Earlier it was Nokia 3310 Now it is 6610”
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: Santa : I am a Proud Sardar, My son is in Medical College.
: Banta : Really, what is he studying,
: Santa : No he is not studying, they are Studying him.
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: What is Common between : Krishna, Ram, Gandhiji & Jesus..?
: Sardar ji Replied : All are Born on Government Holidays.
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: Santa falls in luv with a nurse…After much
: thinking, he finally writes a love letter to her: “I luv u sister.”
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: Pappu, while filling up a form: Dad, what should I write for mother tongue.?
: Santa: Very long!
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: Santa went out to buy an Indian flag.
: The shop owner gave him the flag.
: Guess what did he ask next… Ismein aur colour dikhayiye.
: ***********************************************************
: Santa went to battery shop n asked to change battery.
: The shopkeeper asked: Exide laga du?
: Santa: Dusri side tera baap lagayega kya?
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: Frog: Tumhare paas dimaag nahin hai.
: Santa: Hai.
: Frog: Nahin hai.
: Santa: Hai.
: Frog: Nahin hai & jumps into the well.
: Santa: Isme suicide karne waali kya baat thi.?
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: Santa was caught for speeding and went before the judge.
: The judge: What’ll you take 30 days or Rs 3000.
: Santa: I think I’ll take the money.
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: Q: How do you recognize Santa’s son, Pappu, in School?
: A: He is the one who erases the books when the teacher erases the board.
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: Santa standing on platform suddenly jumps on the railway track.
: Banta: Santa u’ll die.
: Santa: No, u’ll die b’coz haven’t u heard train is coming on platform?
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: Q: A Man asked Santa, “Akal badhi ya bhains? ”
: A: Santa bola, “Pehle date of birth to batao.”
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: Q: Why was Santa writing the exam near the door?
: A: Because it was an entrance exam.
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: What’s Ford?
: Santa: Gaadi.
: What’s Oxford?
: Santa: So simple, Bail Gaadi
: ***********************************************************
: Santa: My dad was an extremely brave man. He once entered a lion’s cage.
: Banta: He probably got a lot of applause when he got out.
: Santa: I didn’t say he got out.
: ***********************************************************
: Santa found answer to the most difficult question ever
: – What comes first – the chicken or the egg?
: O yaar, jiska order pehle doge, vo ayega!
: ***********************************************************
: Santa (reading from book of facts):
: “Do you know that every time I breathe a man dies?”
: Banta: “Why don’t you use a mouth wash?”
: ***********************************************************

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15 Comments »

  1. Ganesh and the Lotto

    Bholaji finds himself in dire trouble. His business has gone bust and he’s in serious financial trouble. He’s so desperate that he decides to ask Ganesh for help. He goes into the temple and begins to pray.

    “Oh Ganesh, please help me, I’ve lost my business and if I don’t get some money, I’m going to lose my house as well. Please let me win the lottery.”

    Lotto night comes and somebody else wins it. Bholaji goes back to the temple. “Ganesh please let me win the lotto. I’ve lost my business, my house and I’m going to lose my car as well.”Lotto night comes and Bholaji still has no luck. Back to the temple he goes. “My Ganesh, why have you forsaken me? I’ve lost my business, my house, my car and my wife and children are starving. I don’t often ask you for help and I have always been a good servant to you. Why won’t you just let me win the lotto this one time so I can get my life back in order?”

    Suddenly there is a blinding flash of light as the sky parts open and Bholaji is confronted by the voice of God: “Bholaji, buy a lottery ticket first.”

    Comment by hemant123 — September 26, 2007 @ 3:07 am | Reply

  2. Q:what is faster than the speed of light?
    A: a hindu with a coupon!

    Q:what is the hindu’s biggest dilemma?
    A: free beef!

    Q : why do hindus have big noses?
    A : cos all the air is free.

    Q: What is an intelligent Hindu called?
    A: A pheno’menon!

    Comment by jas3000 — January 23, 2008 @ 7:14 pm | Reply

  3. 1) Which is HINDU JOKER DAY?

    > HOLI……HINDUS GO MAD THROWING COLOUR OVER OTHERS.

    2) wHICH IS HINDU HIPPIE DAY?

    > SHIVRATRI…..( HINDU GO MAD AFTER CONSUMING BHANG)

    3) WHERE IF THE HEAD OFFICE OF HINDU RUMOUR SPREADING SHOP( RSS_

    > NAGPUR

    Comment by gulzarahmedgazni — April 3, 2010 @ 2:49 am | Reply

  4. why do Hindus make jokes of thers

    Q: WHY DO RSS type HINDUS ALWAYS JOKES ABOUT OTHERS (NON-HINDUS) ?

    Ans: BECAUSE 1) THEY HAVE HABIT OF THROWING STONES OVER OTHERS WHILE LIVING IN GLASS HOUSES.

    2) THEY ARE CUNNING SHREWD AND THANKLESS CREATURES,
    3) They have dirty negative sense of humor (laughing at others) rather than positive s…ense of others (laughing with others ). It is a common saying that That is only and only Dogs bark on others and no else animal. Moreover the bitter tyruth is that the word HINDU is neither of sanskrit origin nor of hindi origin this was the name given by arabs with insulting meaning (find out yourself at agniveer.com and other sites)
    4) they get foolishly self-satisfaction by laughing at others while being blind to the glass houses they are living in.
    5) THEY ARE UNAWARE OF OR DELIBERATELY blind to theeir own faith/ mythology, cultural traits, traditions, customs and way of life which IS ITSELF AN UNENDING STORY OF UNENDING REAL/PRACTICAL JOKES

    Comment by gulzarahmedgazni — April 3, 2010 @ 2:50 am | Reply

  5. only jokes and jokes about hindoo Gandoo

    HINDU MEANS JOKES >
    HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI nd nd nd nd nd
    u u u u u u u u u … See More

    Comment by gulzarahmedgazni — April 3, 2010 @ 2:50 am | Reply

  6. WHAT IS THE BASIC AND BIGGEST DIFFERENCE BETWEEN THE HINDU SENSE OF
    HUMOUR AND THAT OF PEOPLE OF OTHER RELIGIONS (MUSLIMS, SIKHS AND
    CHRISTIANS)
    A:IT IS THAT HINDUS HAVE PERVERTEDLY NEGATIVE SENSE OF HUMOUR(
    LAUGHING AT OTHERS) BUT OTHER RELIGIONS HAVE A POSITIVE SENSE OF HUMOR
    ( LAUGHING WITH OTHERS.)–THEY NEVER DO THE BAD THING FIRST ,BUT ONLY DO
    TIT FOR TAT.

    Comment by gulzarahmedgazni — April 3, 2010 @ 2:51 am | Reply

  7. A lion in the zoo was lying in the sun licking its rear end when a
    visitor turned to the zoo keeper and said, “That’s a docile old thing
    isn’t it?” “No way,” said the zoo keeper, “it’s the most ferocious
    beast in the zoo. Why just an hour ago it dragged a Hindu into the cage
    and completely devoured him.” “Hardly seems poss…ible” said the
    astonished visitor, “but why is it lying there licking its rear?” “The
    poor thing is trying to get the taste out of its mouth.”
    See More

    Comment by gulzarahmedgazni — April 3, 2010 @ 2:52 am | Reply

  8. Ek hindu apni beti ki shaadi ke liye 24 saal ka ladka dekhne england giya, wahan se apni biwi ko phone kiya 24 saal ka koi munda nahi

    Comment by gulzarahmedgazni — April 3, 2010 @ 2:53 am | Reply

  9. During a domestic quarrel our Hindu
    ji hid himself under a bed. At last his wife found him out. She asked
    him to come out. To this he replied: “I am not afraid of you. Afterall I am a man. If I say I won’t come out, I won’t.

    Comment by gulzarahmedgazni — April 3, 2010 @ 2:54 am | Reply

  10. these are only khaki niccher bearing geraman shephard dohs of dESI bRAHMIN BREED of Hindu Rumor Spreading Shop (RSS) who bark at muslims as well as Sikhs , all hindus are not to be blamed

    Comment by gulzarahmedgazni — April 3, 2010 @ 2:57 am | Reply

  11. these are only khaki niccher bearing geraman shephard dogs of dESI bRAHMIN BREED of Hindu Rumor Spreading Shop (RSS) who bark at muslims as well as Sikhs , all hindus are not to be blamed

    Comment by gulzarahmedgazni — April 3, 2010 @ 2:57 am | Reply

  12. these dogs bark and throw stones while themselves living in glass houses. now hindu beliefs, mythology, foolish customs (like worshipping SHIV-LING, Drinking cow urine etc), are becoming practical/real jokes in western countries…… ha (jo sheeshay ke ghar mein reh kar auro pe pathar marta hai uska yehi hashar hota hai

    Comment by gulzarahmedgazni — April 3, 2010 @ 3:02 am | Reply

  13. There are about 2 crore hard-working and progressive Sikhs in India , but there are hattay kattay (able-bodied) 2 crores Hindu beggars in india……what can be more insulting joke for hindu aprt from this

    Comment by gulzarahmedgazni — April 3, 2010 @ 3:05 am | Reply

  14. just replacing with shameless cleverness the nouns in common jokes with word Sardar, Paki etc to create fictitious /imaginary jokes …. you harami people think that u are over-smart………just have a deep look into your cultural traits mythology, rituals, economy (most corrupt people of world) and way of life u may have a glimpse to eldless list of REAL/PRACTICAL JOKES …..still u are blind to the same or fail to discover the same mail me i shall do your tassali and show to you what is actually joking, ridiculous and shameful about you people.

    Comment by gulzarahmedgazni — April 3, 2010 @ 3:42 am | Reply

  15. THE BIGGEST JOKE ABOUT HINDDOS IS JUST ONE WORD LONG > IT IF THE WORD ITSELF… THIS WORD IS NEITHER OF SANSKRIT ORIGIN NOR OF HINDI ORIGIN. IT WAS GIVEN BY ARABS AND PERSIANS. hINDI MEANS INHABITANT OF INDIA (LIKE MOHAMMAD IQBAL SAYS …….”Hindi hey hum vatan hae ….) The word Hindu has insulting and derogatory meaning (find out it yourself ….) eve great persons of hindu cult system like vinoba bhave, swami vivekanad, swami dayand saraswati used alternatine terms like arya, vedanti, sanatan dharmi rather than the word Hindu. few years back the statement of Karunanidhi (dravidan CM od Tamilnadu state ) which he gave wuth reference to a dictionary of Persian that the wird HINDOO actually means…….had created grerat protest through out india against this bitter truth…….

    Comment by gulzarahmedgazni — April 3, 2010 @ 4:10 am | Reply


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