Hindu Mommy

August 27, 2006

Teaching kids English in different ways

Filed under: Funny,Kids — hindumommy @ 2:18 pm

English is a complex language – The same thing can be said in different ways… 

Thankfully, we have not yet started teaching 

Two individuals proceeded towards the apex of a natural geologic protuberance, the purpose of their expedition being the procurement of a sample of fluid hydride of oxygen in a large vessel, the exact size of which was unspecified. One member of the team precipitously descended, sustaining severe damage to the upper cranial portion of his anatomical structure;  Subsequently the second member of the team performed a self rotational translation oriented in the same direction taken by the first team member. 

instead of

Jack and Jill went up the hill
to fetch a pail of water
Jack fell down and broke his crown
and Jill came tumbling after !!!

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