Hindu Mommy

September 28, 2006

Wacky Quotes

Filed under: Funny — hindumommy @ 10:22 pm

 Here are a collection of really good quotes by (some) famous (and some Here are a few really good quotes from (some) famous and (not so famous) people

Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. THAT’S relativity- Albert Einstein

The brain is a wonderful organ. It starts working the moment you get up in the morning and does not stop until you get into the office.- Robert Frost

The trouble with being punctual is that nobody’s there to appreciate it.- Franklin P. Jones

We must believe in luck. For how else can we explain the success of those we don’t like?- Jean Cocturan

It matters not whether you win or lose; what matters is whether I win or lose.- Darrin Weinberg

Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It’s the transition that’s troublesome. -Nurbaks

Help a man when he is in trouble and he will remember you when he is in trouble again.- Unknown

Complex problems have simple, easy to understand wrong answers.-Guru

It is not exactly cheating, I prefer to consider it creative problem solving.-Topo Group

Whoever said money can’t buy happiness, didn’t know where to shop. -Mendiratta

Alcohol doesn’t solve any problems, but then again, neither does milk.Adlakha

Most people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.-Unknown

Forgive your enemies but remember their names.- Saddam Hussain

The number of people watching you is directly proportional to the stupidity of your action.-Unknown

Don’t worry that the world ends today, it’s already tomorrow in Australia – Unknown

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