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October 25, 2006

Why Newton went crazy..:)

Filed under: Funny,India — hindumommy @ 2:17 pm

 I got this in an email that has been doing the rounds …..

Once Newton came to India and watched a few Indian movies.

Here are a few scenes from the Rajanikanth movies he watches

1) Rajanikanth has a Brain Tumor which, according to the doctors can’t be cured and his death is imminent. In one of the fights, our great Rajanikanth is shot in the head. To everybody’s surprise, the bullet passes through his ears taking away the tumor along with it and he is cured!
Long Live Rajanikanth! 🙂

2) In another movie, Rajanikanth is confronted with 3 gangsters. Rajanikanth has a gun but unfortunately only one bullet and a knife. Guess, what he does? He throws the knife at the middle gangster and shoots
the bullet towards the knife. The knife cuts the bullet into 2 pieces, which kills both the gangsters on each side of the middle gangster and the knife kills the middle one.

3) Rajanikanth is chased by a gangster.. Rajanikanth has a revolver but no bullets in it. Guess what he does.

Nah? Not even in your remotest imaginations.

He waits for the gangster to shoot. As soon as the gangster shoots, Rajanikanth opens the bullet compartment of his revolver and catches the bullet. Then, he closes the bullet compartment and fires his gun….Bang…..the gangster dies…

This was too much for Newton to take! He was completely shaken and decided to go back. But he happened to see another movie for one last time, and thought that at least one movie would follow his theory of physics.
The whole movie goes fine and Newton is happy that all in the world hasn’t
changed.

Oops, not so fast!

The climax scene finally arrives.

Rajanikanth gets to know that the villain is on the other side of a very high wall. So high that Rajanikanth can’t jump even if he tries like one of those superman techniques that our heroes normally use.
Rajanikanth has to desperately kill the villain because it’s the climax.

(Newton is smiling since it is virtually impossible?)

Rajanikanth suddenly pulls two guns from his pockets. He throws one gun in the air and when the gun has reached above the height of the wall, he uses the second gun and shoots at the trigger of the first gun in air.The first gun fires off and the villain is dead.

Newton’s head started spinning.He was convinced that all his logic and laws in physics were just a huge pile of junk and apologized for everything he had done. Newton went crazy. 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂

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13 Comments »

  1. How Come Rajanikant’s films are a craze in scientific Japan?
    Rajanikant does most impossible things but with a STYLE & unique mannerism! Hats off

    Comment by swaralu — October 27, 2006 @ 11:53 am | Reply

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  4. This is an out and out copy of the blogger, Bombay Addict’s, post on Rajnikanth. BA has been made aware of this too. And so has desipundit.

    Comment by Purush — October 29, 2006 @ 5:34 pm | Reply

  5. @Purush:

    Was not aware of Bombay Addict’s post. I got this in an email forwarded to me and shall update the post to reflect that

    As per Bombay Addict’s post he too got a similar email

    PS – It was a weird coincidence that I got this forward the day after I saw MI3. It was titled “Bollywood defies Newton’s laws” and the body starts with “In the movies of Rajanikanth, Newton was confused to such an extent that he went paranoid”. Here are a few scenes

    Comment by hindumommy — October 29, 2006 @ 6:15 pm | Reply

  6. HM,
    My bad…I did not read the part of him receiving this as a forwarded email by BA too. Apologies again,
    Purush.

    Comment by Purush — October 29, 2006 @ 9:36 pm | Reply

  7. Nothing new about this mail. I got this mail 10 years back. Yup exactly ten years back. I watched a lot of Rajani movies, never found any of the above mentioned in those movies, nor I have come across the ones who is seen those scenes. One of those urban legends I guess. :))

    Comment by :) — October 29, 2006 @ 10:21 pm | Reply

  8. @Purush: No probs

    @ 🙂 – guess emails have a long life 🙂 – i just thought it was pretty funny and shows how indian movies are

    Comment by hindumommy — October 30, 2006 @ 9:13 am | Reply

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  11. HI IDIOTS…
    WHAT WRONG WITH NEWTON? WHY THE HELL DID HE CAME TO INDIA FIRST OF ALL?
    ITS JUST A FUCXXXG MOVIE…THAT IDIOT CLOSED HIS EYE WHEN WAYCHING THEIR SUPERMAN FLYING IS IT? OR WHEN BATMAN FLY? OR WHEN SPIDERMAN CRAWL BUILDINGS?
    WHAT HAPPEN TO THE FUCXXXG NEWTON CALCULATION THAT TIME?

    STOP TALKING ABT RAJINI IN UR FUCXXXNG BLOG … THIS NOT PLACE TO UNDERESTIMATE PPL…HE IS A LIVING LEGEND..HIS A MAN IN MILLION…

    HEY IF U ARE BORN AS AN INDIAN U CANT AVOID RAJINIKANTH…
    U NOE Y?

    BECAUSE THE NAME IS RAJINIKANTH !

    Comment by narakkuthi — May 27, 2008 @ 6:56 am | Reply

  12. MIND UR LANGUAGE AND THINK B4 U TALK !!!!!!

    Comment by narakkuthi — May 27, 2008 @ 6:57 am | Reply

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