Hindu Mommy

November 7, 2006

Ever wondered….

Filed under: Funny — hindumommy @ 11:05 pm

Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?
Why women can’t put on mascara with their mouth closed?
Why don’t you ever see the headline “Psychic Wins Lottery”?
Why is “abbreviated” such a long word?
Why is it that doctors call what they do “practice”?
Why is it that to stop Windows , you have to click on “Start”?
Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
Why isn’t there mouse-flavored cat food?
When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it?
Why didn’t Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes?….Why don’t they make the whole plane out of that stuff?
Why don’t sheep shrink when it rains?
Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?
If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?
If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?

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3 Comments »

  1. Some more:
    1.Why petrol in liquid form is called gas?
    2.Why we drive on parkways and park on drive ways?
    3.Why we drink coffee despite getting our freedom from Boston tea party?
    4.Why we move from colleges to schools fro higher learning?
    5.Why we have only a sandwich of 3000 calories by skipping lunch?
    6.Why we overspend without batting an eyelid on our 20 credit cards?

    Comment by swaralu — November 8, 2006 @ 6:17 am | Reply

  2. Both are amazing !!!!

    Comment by Sunny — November 20, 2006 @ 3:14 am | Reply

  3. Thanks Sunny !

    Comment by hindumommy — December 3, 2006 @ 9:08 pm | Reply


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