Hindu Mommy

November 8, 2006

Life before computers

Filed under: Funny — hindumommy @ 11:47 pm

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An application was for employment
A program was a TV show
A cursor used profanity
And a keyboard was on a piano!

Memory was something that you lost with age
And a CD was a bank account
And if you had a corrupted disk
It would hurt when you found out! 

Compress was what you did to garbage
Not something you did to a file
And if you unzipped anything in public
You’d be in jail for a while! 

Log on was adding wood to a fire
A hard drive was a trip on the road
A mouse pad was where a mouse lived
And a backup happened to the commode! 

Cutting, you did with a pocket knife,
Pasting, you did with glue.
The Web was where a spider lived
And a virus was the flu!

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3 Comments »

  1. Dude, I;m so borrowing this…please? 🙂

    Comment by Daijinryuu — November 9, 2006 @ 2:58 am | Reply

  2. are you really bringing up kids in the usa, with Indian traditions?? is it tough?

    Comment by Dr Preshit Mulay — November 28, 2006 @ 6:49 pm | Reply

  3. Dr Preshit Mulay….Yes and yes to both ur questions
    I think bringing up kids anywhere is tough enough because as a parent you are in charge of those young minds….what’s harder in the US is that they do not imbibe Indian culture naturally thru the environment so as a parent your responsibility to make sure they understand their heritage is more challenging and requires more effort

    Comment by hindumommy — December 3, 2006 @ 9:17 pm | Reply


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