Hindu Mommy

January 5, 2007

New Drugs for Women

Filed under: Funny,Women — hindumommy @ 11:02 am

 I got this message about the new drugs that are being invented for women. They sound helpful 🙂

I’ve got to check with my insurance – I really need a prescription to DAMNITOL and ST. MOMMA’S WORT. 😀

Here is the list of new drugs:

Be careful….To be taken only under doctor’s prescription. Side effects are unknown at this point

DAMNITOL : Take 2 and the rest of the world can go to hell for up to 8 full hours.

EMPTYNESTROGEN: Suppository that eliminates melancholy and loneliness by reminding you of how awful they were as teenagers and how you couldn’t wait till they moved out.

ST. MOMMA’S WORT: Plant extract that treats mom’s depression by rendering preschoolers unconscious for up to two days.

PEPTOBIMBO: Liquid silicone drink for single women. Two full cups swallowed before an evening out increases breast size, decreases intelligence, and prevents conception.

DUMBEROL: When taken with Peptobimbo, can cause dangerously low IQ, resulting in enjoyment of country music and pickup trucks.

FLIPITOR: Increases life expectancy of commuters by controlling road rage and the urge to flip off other drivers.

MENICILLIN: Potent anti-boy-otic for older women. Increases resistance to such lethal lines as, “You make me want to be a better person. ”

BUYAGRA: Injectable stimulant taken prior to shopping. Increases potency, duration, and credit limit of spending spree.

JACKASSPIRIN: Relieves headache caused by a man who can’t remember your birthday, anniversary, phone number, or to lift the toilet seat.

ANTI-TALKSIDENT: A spray carried in a purse or wallet to be used on anyone too eager to share their life stories with total strangers in elevators.

NAGAMENT: When administered to a boyfriend or husband, provides the same irritation level as nagging him.

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1 Comment »

  1. This is a wonderful post ….. I delurked for this one. Still laughing. I’ll add MENOPROSAC to it – capsules to be taken once a day for the hot flushes and loss of bone density and mood swings

    Comment by phoenixritu — July 21, 2008 @ 1:25 am | Reply


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